the-laughing-cactus:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

(via kypasjin)

sleepingtigers:

are you ever not able to sleep literally because you can’t stop thinking about food

(via hermiones-timeturner)

jaredhower:

i hate when i wear a skirt or dress somewhere and people ask me why i’m dressed so fancy like i don’t need an occasion to free my legs from the constraints of pants thank you very much

(Source: isaacedlahey, via hermiones-timeturner)